Monday, June 22, 2009

From the Pen of my Artist Dick Twunter...

First, a poem

I recieved this wonderful poem from Quasar today. I just had to share it with you.

A poem for Ray.

"What hey!
It's Ray!
It's a wonderful day!
I wonder what he shall say?

What ho,
Oh no!
Do you think he knows,
That he looks just like a Poe?

Oh dear,
I fear,
That he knows not how sheer
the evidence we've got is here!

Oh piss,
What's this?
you'll cringe and hiss,
When touched by science' sweet kiss?

Instead,
You'll spread,
Lies into dumb heads,
Until the day you are dead?

Well that,
is that,
I'll not aid your spat,
against logic and reason and that.

Ignore,
your flaws,
as you spout your lore,
your reputation is no more.

Oh fack,
you hack,
You pathetic quack,
I guess decency is what you lack?

What hey!
It's Ray!
Quotemining Stephen J,
I guess it's Par for the Course today!"